Who am I? That’s none of your goddamn business. But okay. My name is Daniel Markus Zager and I was born in 1969, the year we faked the Apollo Moon Landing. Some people call me a conspiracy theorist, at least the people I hear talking about me behind my back. I grew up in Flint, Michigan, raised by a pack of wolves as best I can recall. In my years, I’ve been a journalist, veteran, felon, and do-gooder. I’m driven by an urge to expose the ugly truth wherever I see it hiding behind the beautiful lie. My favorite color is blood and my favorite food is Wild Turkey. My motto is: You want something done right, you do it yourself. I hope you enjoy my website. Leave it in better shape than when you found it; that shouldn’t be too hard. And while you’re here, buy something will ya?